Yo ho, yo ho

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:59:59 GMT

Well, this night's certainly turned into an interesting one. This is what I get (Read more ...)

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:19:21 GMT

My middle toe on my right foot is asleep.

The kittens are really cute, too.

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:42:31 GMT

Bryce, one of the kittens is yours, if you want it.

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Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:59:30 GMT

There are still a lot of idiots in the world. I just arrested one of them. He tr (Read more ...)

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:07:55 GMT

[warded to Potter]
Yeah, it's all set - I've got you covered fo (Read more ...)

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:45:27 GMT

I just want to say that it's really hurtful when you're not allowed to do your j (Read more ...)

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:54:52 GMT

What the fuck? All day yesterday I alliterated. All. Day. With the letter L. My (Read more ...)

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:53:16 GMT

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Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:19:11 GMT

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Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:47:51 GMT

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Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:22:18 GMT

[warded to Harry Potter, Miles Bletchley]
Fucking Christ on a g (Read more ...)

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:07:05 GMT

[warded to self]
Who the fuck car (Read more ...)

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:50:11 GMT

My mum was always fond of autumn. Around this time of year she and Dad used to t (Read more ...)

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:56:28 GMT

If I sneeze one more time, I'm going home.

... fuck. I'm going home.

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:36:53 GMT

Y'know, I used to be glad that I'm done with the days of watching over the holdi (Read more ...)

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:25:20 GMT

Would someone care to explain to me just WHY I woke up and my cat had hair that (Read more ...)

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:47:55 GMT

Oi, Potter! Many happy returns. I'd invite you for a pint to celebrate, but I fi (Read more ...)

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:33:42 GMT

You all may have laughed when Mabel, that old bird who works behind the counter (Read more ...)

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:51:52 GMT

I think that the Wee Witches Imperioed the lot of you. Fuck's sake.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:00:11 GMT

I swear to God, I hope that whenever I retire from my job, I'm not a bitter son (Read more ...)

Fri, 16 May 2008 22:03:18 GMT

[warded to Lila]
Oi, don't know if you'll see Roger before you (Read more ...)

Wed, 14 May 2008 20:22:30 GMT

I'm really fucking hungry. ~~I bet Simon~~ Simon, come with me to g (Read more ...)

Sat, 10 May 2008 14:05:52 GMT

For fuck's sake, if your mum is alive, go give her damn hug.

Potter, I (Read more ...)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:25:01 GMT

You know, my feet are sometimes opposed to socks, too.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:49:52 GMT

Well, I know who my favourite teacher is now.