Yo ho, yo ho

brilliantminded @ 2009-01-04T23:59:00

2009-01-05T04:59:59Z

Well, this night's certainly turned into an interesting one. This is what I get (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-12-21T12:18:00

2008-12-21T17:19:21Z

My middle toe on my right foot is asleep.

The kittens are really cute, too.

brilliantminded @ 2008-12-06T14:42:00

2008-12-06T19:42:31Z

Bryce, one of the kittens is yours, if you want it.

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brilliantminded @ 2008-12-03T16:59:00

2008-12-03T21:59:30Z

There are still a lot of idiots in the world. I just arrested one of them. He tr (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-11-28T18:07:00

2008-11-28T23:07:55Z

[warded to Potter]
Yeah, it's all set - I've got you covered fo (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-11-18T10:45:00

2008-11-18T15:45:27Z

I just want to say that it's really hurtful when you're not allowed to do your j (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-11-14T10:54:00

2008-11-14T15:54:52Z

What the fuck? All day yesterday I alliterated. All. Day. With the letter L. My (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-10-19T11:51:00

2008-10-19T15:53:16Z

[warded to British DMLE (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-10-15T10:17:00

2008-10-15T14:19:11Z

[warded to British DMLE (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-10-08T18:45:00

2008-10-08T22:47:51Z

[Warded to British DMLE (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-10-06T00:20:00

2008-10-06T04:22:18Z

[warded to Harry Potter, Miles Bletchley]
Fucking Christ on a g (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-10-03T21:05:00

2008-10-04T01:07:05Z

[warded to self]
Who the fuck car (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-09-29T11:48:00

2008-09-29T15:50:11Z

My mum was always fond of autumn. Around this time of year she and Dad used to t (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-09-04T12:55:00

2008-09-04T16:56:28Z

If I sneeze one more time, I'm going home.

... fuck. I'm going home.

brilliantminded @ 2008-08-31T10:35:00

2008-08-31T14:36:53Z

Y'know, I used to be glad that I'm done with the days of watching over the holdi (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-08-03T14:24:00

2008-08-03T18:25:20Z

Would someone care to explain to me just WHY I woke up and my cat had hair that (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-07-31T11:47:00

2008-07-31T15:47:55Z

Oi, Potter! Many happy returns. I'd invite you for a pint to celebrate, but I fi (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-07-25T22:33:00

2008-07-26T02:33:42Z

You all may have laughed when Mabel, that old bird who works behind the counter (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-06-30T22:50:00

2008-07-01T02:51:52Z

I think that the Wee Witches Imperioed the lot of you. Fuck's sake.

brilliantminded @ 2008-06-18T23:58:00

2008-06-19T04:00:11Z

I swear to God, I hope that whenever I retire from my job, I'm not a bitter son (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-05-16T18:02:00

2008-05-16T22:03:18Z

[warded to Lila]
Oi, don't know if you'll see Roger before you (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-05-14T16:21:00

2008-05-14T20:22:30Z

I'm really fucking hungry. ~~I bet Simon~~ Simon, come with me to g (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-05-10T10:05:00

2008-05-10T14:05:52Z

For fuck's sake, if your mum is alive, go give her damn hug.

Potter, I (Read more ...)

brilliantminded @ 2008-05-04T01:24:00

2008-05-04T05:25:01Z

You know, my feet are sometimes opposed to socks, too.

brilliantminded @ 2008-04-28T20:49:00

2008-04-29T00:49:52Z

Well, I know who my favourite teacher is now.