Well, this night's certainly turned into an interesting one. This is what I get for picking up a shift, I reckon.
Jan. 4th, 2009
Dec. 21st, 2008
My middle toe on my right foot is asleep.
The kittens are really cute, too.
The kittens are really cute, too.
Dec. 6th, 2008
Bryce, one of the kittens is yours, if you want it.
[warded private]
That was one of the saddest things I've done in awhile, burying those two kittens that didn't make it. I need to speak with a veterinarian as soon as possible to see when Ellie can be spayed. I don't want to be surprised like this again.
I think that I'm more excited than I should be that I've got kittens in the house. But they're so fucking cute. I might keep the boy, and call it Aloysius, since Meg wouldn't let me with Ellie.
[warded private]
That was one of the saddest things I've done in awhile, burying those two kittens that didn't make it. I need to speak with a veterinarian as soon as possible to see when Ellie can be spayed. I don't want to be surprised like this again.
I think that I'm more excited than I should be that I've got kittens in the house. But they're so fucking cute. I might keep the boy, and call it Aloysius, since Meg wouldn't let me with Ellie.
Dec. 3rd, 2008
There are still a lot of idiots in the world. I just arrested one of them. He tried to tell me that the head of my department is a Dark Wizard and that it's his duty to kill him. Don't worry, he's at St Mungo's being evaluated.
Nov. 28th, 2008
[warded to Potter]
Yeah, it's all set - I've got you covered for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Shacklebolt's authorised it all. To be honest, it'll be nice to get out of DIC for awhile. I need to think of a word to tack on the end of that. It's unfinished.
Also, for Merlin's sake, after you get married, don't be like Cadwallader! It's all right to shag your wife! You don't just have to snog her.
Yeah, it's all set - I've got you covered for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Shacklebolt's authorised it all. To be honest, it'll be nice to get out of DIC for awhile. I need to think of a word to tack on the end of that. It's unfinished.
Also, for Merlin's sake, after you get married, don't be like Cadwallader! It's all right to shag your wife! You don't just have to snog her.
Nov. 18th, 2008
I just want to say that it's really hurtful when you're not allowed to do your job. It was really very rude of Jenkins to tell me to "fuck off" and I can't believe he talks to his mother with that sort of mouth. All I told him was good morning when I got in so I think he really needs to re-think his priorities and how he treats people.
Speaking of! It's really horrible what people do to each other. This very sweet lady in Devon had someone try to break into her house this morning! And then the intruder had the NERVE to get angry with the woman because her dog was protecting her! He had theballs gall to claim that he was going to take legal action against her because he wasn't able to stand. I don't know how he could look anyone in the eye after that. Anyway, he's in a holding cell now, waiting to see a magistrate. It's not going to be very good for him, I think, because this isn't the first time he's done something like this and he's been known to be very violent. So really, this lady was very lucky she had her dog to take care of her.
Anyway, I think I'm going to go for a pint after work. Who wants to join me?
Speaking of! It's really horrible what people do to each other. This very sweet lady in Devon had someone try to break into her house this morning! And then the intruder had the NERVE to get angry with the woman because her dog was protecting her! He had the
Anyway, I think I'm going to go for a pint after work. Who wants to join me?
Nov. 14th, 2008
What the fuck? All day yesterday I alliterated. All. Day. With the letter L. My favourite sentence of the day, though, was "Lovely ladies like lounging and longing like lizards laying their legs lazily lofting in the late-night liquid loom." It makes no fucking sense.
Oct. 19th, 2008
Oct. 15th, 2008
Oct. 8th, 2008
Oct. 6th, 2008
[warded to Harry Potter, Miles Bletchley]
Fucking Christ on a god-damn pogo stick, the fucking press is fucking ridiculous. Anyway, both of you meet me in Shacklebolt's office no later than eight-thirty tomorrow morning.
Fucking Christ on a god-damn pogo stick, the fucking press is fucking ridiculous. Anyway, both of you meet me in Shacklebolt's office no later than eight-thirty tomorrow morning.
Oct. 3rd, 2008
( warded to self )
( warded to Harry Potter )
Oh Merlin, I think I'm going to be quoted in the Prophet. Let me contain my joy.
( warded to Harry Potter )
Oh Merlin, I think I'm going to be quoted in the Prophet. Let me contain my joy.
Sep. 29th, 2008
My mum was always fond of autumn. Around this time of year she and Dad used to take a little holiday up to the Lake District or to the Cotswolds with Simon's mum and dad. She'd come home with silly little crafty things that she'd put up around the house at Christmas so that when I came home from school I couldn't sit in the living room, I'd have to stand in the kitchen.
I also found the clock that used to hang in the living room the other day. Dad put it in the attic after Mum diedand her hand was still on mortal peril since there's no dying or dead on the clock. It's sort of useless for me since I'm the only one living here, but I might have it looked at anyway to make sure all its charms are in order.
I also found the clock that used to hang in the living room the other day. Dad put it in the attic after Mum died
Sep. 4th, 2008
If I sneeze one more time, I'm going home.
... fuck. I'm going home.
... fuck. I'm going home.
Aug. 31st, 2008
Y'know, I used to be glad that I'm done with the days of watching over the holding cells when they bring in the drunk and disorderlies, the ones who think that it's right brill to have a bit of a fight in the middle of a pub crawl. Last night I sort of missed those days.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
Would someone care to explain to me just WHY I woke up and my cat had hair that is suspiciously like mine, and I could now be considered "calico"? For fuck's sake, this is damn ridiculous.
Jul. 31st, 2008
Oi, Potter! Many happy returns. I'd invite you for a pint to celebrate, but I figure that your bird's got other plans. Some other time, yeah?
Jul. 25th, 2008
You all may have laughed when Mabel, that old bird who works behind the counter at Chip's, won me in the auction, but let me tell you: she's a whole hell of a lot of woman, and I can respect that. And her Sunday pot roast is perfection.
Jun. 30th, 2008
I think that the Wee Witches Imperioed the lot of you. Fuck's sake.
Jun. 18th, 2008
I swear to God, I hope that whenever I retire from my job, I'm not a bitter son of a bitch who has nothing better to do than insult every fucking person who looks in his direction. And just so that we're all clear, Savage, I'm talking about you. Fucking hell, man, you seem to think that you're a God-damn pillar of virtue, but what in the hell would the people that YOU lost have to say about it? Fucking think about that.
May. 16th, 2008
[warded to Lila]
Oi, don't know if you'll see Roger before you see this, but I saw him in Matty's and I'm going to be over this evening to have dinner with you two and talk to him about some questions my Dad has for a writer-type. Just to, you know, let you know.
Oi, don't know if you'll see Roger before you see this, but I saw him in Matty's and I'm going to be over this evening to have dinner with you two and talk to him about some questions my Dad has for a writer-type. Just to, you know, let you know.
May. 14th, 2008
May. 10th, 2008
For fuck's sake, if your mum is alive, go give her damn hug.
Potter,I had every intention of I've picked up an extra shift or two today this weekend so I won't be able to pick up your drunk arse and help your bird carry you home tonight. Sorry, mate.
Potter,
May. 4th, 2008
You know, my feet are sometimes opposed to socks, too.
Apr. 28th, 2008
Well, I know who my favourite teacher is now.
Apr. 26th, 2008
Hospital food is fucking grotty.
[Warded Private]
I don't want to think about any of it. We're being hailed as heroes and I just want to sleep. Dad was here today and I told him that I think that one of the werewolves I fought was the one who killed Mum. I didn't tell him that I think that was one of the ones that died in the battle. If it was - good riddance.
It was good to fight with Simon again. Alongside. Alongside him.
[Warded Private]
I don't want to think about any of it. We're being hailed as heroes and I just want to sleep. Dad was here today and I told him that I think that one of the werewolves I fought was the one who killed Mum. I didn't tell him that I think that was one of the ones that died in the battle. If it was - good riddance.
It was good to fight with Simon again. Alongside. Alongside him.
Apr. 1st, 2008
My pinky fell off.
Mar. 26th, 2008
I almost bloody wish they'd stop giving me oxygen. Maybe if I pass out I won't laugh anymore. Anyone want to hit me with a stunning spell?
Mar. 25th, 2008
Oy, Simon! If the bill goes through at the Ministry, do you want me to get you the sparkly pink collar or the sparkly purple one?
In all, it's a bloody stupid bill and an even dumber addendum. Next thing you know we'll be back to where the Death Eaters wanted to take us - those with less than pure magical blood are obviously doing something stupid like stealing magic so they have to be monitored.
In all, it's a bloody stupid bill and an even dumber addendum. Next thing you know we'll be back to where the Death Eaters wanted to take us - those with less than pure magical blood are obviously doing something stupid like stealing magic so they have to be monitored.
Mar. 18th, 2008
[warded to Lila and Simon]
Lila.
[end ward]
added later...
[warded to Roger and Simon]
Oi, Roger! Mate, Simon and I have a bit of a proposition for you.
Lila.
[end ward]
added later...
[warded to Roger and Simon]
Oi, Roger! Mate, Simon and I have a bit of a proposition for you.
Mar. 11th, 2008
[warded to self]
Just fuck. Heightened alert. I'm needed and I can't fucking do anything because I'll probably end up getting myself killed. Nearly burnt the house down this morning cooking breakfast.
I don't understand how things like this are still happening. I wish to Merlin I could get out
FUCK. What the hell was he doing there? He was supposed to be on his way to France
[end ward]
[warded to Lila & Lisa]
Oi, Dad's at St Mungo's. He was in Madrid for some fucking reason when he was supposed to be well on his way to Paris. If either of you see him let me know how he's doing? Lisa, you'll know him because he's fucking fit, like I am.
[end ward]
[warded to self]
This is fucking retarded. I'm a damn auror and I'm sitting in my house and I can't do a damn thing.
Just fuck. Heightened alert. I'm needed and I can't fucking do anything because I'll probably end up getting myself killed. Nearly burnt the house down this morning cooking breakfast.
I don't understand how things like this are still happening. I wish to Merlin I could get out
FUCK. What the hell was he doing there? He was supposed to be on his way to France
[end ward]
[warded to Lila & Lisa]
Oi, Dad's at St Mungo's. He was in Madrid for some fucking reason when he was supposed to be well on his way to Paris. If either of you see him let me know how he's doing? Lisa, you'll know him because he's fucking fit, like I am.
[end ward]
[warded to self]
This is fucking retarded. I'm a damn auror and I'm sitting in my house and I can't do a damn thing.
Mar. 8th, 2008
[badly warded to Seamus; basically anyone can read it]
Mate I didn't mean to feel up Lisa last night, I swear it. I kept tripping and her tits and arse were in the way.
[end ward]
Fuck me.
Mate I didn't mean to feel up Lisa last night, I swear it. I kept tripping and her tits and arse were in the way.
[end ward]
Fuck me.
Feb. 20th, 2008
( warded to self )
( warded to Bryce )
Brilliant party last night. Padma and Parvati, you looked beautiful.
( warded to Bryce )
Brilliant party last night. Padma and Parvati, you looked beautiful.
Feb. 15th, 2008
All things considered, yesterday could have been much worse. I'm still not happy and I am going to see what can be done about figuring out who set the Cupids onto the Lane.
( warded to Bryce )
( warded to self )
( warded to Bryce )
( warded to self )
Feb. 14th, 2008
[warded to Aurors, Trainee Aurors, Hit Wizards, and those who deal with Magical Creatures]
Find one of those fucking cupids and figure out who set them onto Euphoria Lane.
Find one of those fucking cupids and figure out who set them onto Euphoria Lane.
Feb. 9th, 2008
You know, the Quibbler article could explain a lot of my time at Hogwarts.
Feb. 5th, 2008
Stupid people are useless. Stupid people who use a fucking dragon to destroy a bloody book shop deserve to DIE.
Jan. 27th, 2008
[Warded to Lila]
You awake?
You awake?
Jan. 11th, 2008
Anyway, with feats of
Fuck, those goblins smell.
Jan. 8th, 2008
Michael, I'll be round to get the cat later.
Jan. 5th, 2008
[warded private]
I keep going north. Every indication, always gone, says north. Which conflicts with every other damn report out there which says that he's in every other damn part of Europe. But I'll follow the damn leads, I'll work with the Italians and it appears that next week I'll be working with the Swiss. Fucking hell I'll be working with all the god damn poofters in the entire fucking world.
Fucking catacombs.That really wasn't Saint Peter Who the fuck's Saint Peter?
[end ward]
[warded to aurors]
Italy's showing up as nothing more than a blank map.
[end ward]
[warded to michael corner]
In case you were wondering, I'm still alive.
[end ward]
Fucking Italians.
I keep going north. Every indication, always gone, says north. Which conflicts with every other damn report out there which says that he's in every other damn part of Europe. But I'll follow the damn leads, I'll work with the Italians and it appears that next week I'll be working with the Swiss. Fucking hell I'll be working with all the god damn poofters in the entire fucking world.
Fucking catacombs.
[end ward]
[warded to aurors]
Italy's showing up as nothing more than a blank map.
[end ward]
[warded to michael corner]
In case you were wondering, I'm still alive.
[end ward]
Fucking Italians.
Jan. 2nd, 2008
( warded private )
Rome's one big fucking city. Tomorrow I get to search the catacombs. What in the fuck are the catacombs?
Rome's one big fucking city. Tomorrow I get to search the catacombs. What in the fuck are the catacombs?
Jan. 1st, 2008
Well, fuck. And I can't even drink this off, stupid fucking job. Happy new year.
Dec. 30th, 2007
Well, Christmas wasn't bad. Dad was up and we visited Mum. And after the first of the year I'm on assignment. Brilliant.
Dec. 13th, 2007
[Warded to Megan]
I don't know when I'll be home tonight. I've got to be up to Azkaban to question some twerp for Kingsley.
I don't know when I'll be home tonight. I've got to be up to Azkaban to question some twerp for Kingsley.
[Warded to Harry Potter]
Oi. Fancy having another go at Scabior? Your answer had damned well be yes or yes.
Oi. Fancy having another go at Scabior? Your answer had damned well be yes or yes.
Nov. 25th, 2007
Nov. 20th, 2007
Well, that went pretty well and Kravitz only embarrassed herself three times. We're making progress! She'll be all right when she can get into Shacklebolt's office mostly without him knowing.
Nov. 17th, 2007
( warded private )
Who in their right mind would visit London just to see a Muggle? Merlin, if you want to see the American President that badly, go to the States, there's loads more room there. As it is, this is probably the longest break I'll get today. It's not as exciting as breaking up fights during the World Cup, but at least here I don't have to worry about Pucey getting his arse whipped again.
Who in their right mind would visit London just to see a Muggle? Merlin, if you want to see the American President that badly, go to the States, there's loads more room there. As it is, this is probably the longest break I'll get today. It's not as exciting as breaking up fights during the World Cup, but at least here I don't have to worry about Pucey getting his arse whipped again.
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